A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Anti Joke

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