What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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