Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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A white person at Harvard

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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