What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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