- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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