what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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