- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

A Fat Kenyan

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

My parents have an open marriage.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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