- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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