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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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