Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Adele walks into the stables

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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