Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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