I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Samraj.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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