what's worst than being gay? being black

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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