You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What is 1+1? It's 2!

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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