- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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