Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Whats 2+1? 2.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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