What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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