- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Justin's humor

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

homework

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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