what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Dylan is gay

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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