- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

What is the meaning of life? 42

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Guess What! HI!

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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