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My name is Harry.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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the WNBA

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Jerry.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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