What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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