How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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