- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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