- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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