Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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butt sex

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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