Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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bees knees

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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