Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Where's my baby??

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Nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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