What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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I'm sn otter

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out of your comfort zone

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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