- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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