Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

out of your comfort zone

I'm sn otter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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