whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

so... how about that airplane food

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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