- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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