Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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