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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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