A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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