There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

9/11

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

balls

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

what do you call gingers ugly.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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