What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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