- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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