- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

say cheese

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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