Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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