A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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how did the man die he didnt

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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