I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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