Knock Knock! Come in.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

You know what's catchy? A cold

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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