- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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