What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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