- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

gay people

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

my shift key is broken1

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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