So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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I am a nigger.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Anti Joke

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