- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Woman's rights

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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