why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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