What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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