What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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