- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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