- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Ken wins!

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

why was the boy sad? because.

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