- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

How do you make a car? You build it.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Vagina cream... end of story

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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