Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Three black men were walking...

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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