Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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