- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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