What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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WHAT????

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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