A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Yock

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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