What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Bob dole

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Im black

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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out of your comfort zone

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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