- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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