- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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