A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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