What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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i have a christmas tree.

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Women's Rights.

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Poop swing

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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like most people my age. im 27

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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