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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

The Holocaust.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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