Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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420

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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