- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Knock knock ... No ones home

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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