Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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