why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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