- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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