nice tits.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Are you a tree

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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