what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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