- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Guess what? I like trains.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

general tso's broccoli

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Justin Bieber

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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