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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

how did the man die he didnt

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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