Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock knock Get off my porch.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

420

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's big and messy? A big mess

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops