whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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