- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

heads up!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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