- Anti Joke

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!