Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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