- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Justin Bieber

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What are we then hypocrites?

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