- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Hillary Clinton

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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