A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

religion

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Woman's rights

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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