there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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The jets are a good team..

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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My life :(

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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