why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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My penis is big... not.

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Your Mom!!!

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Has u seen my grammar?

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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