- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

whats one plus one penis

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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