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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

its all aodhan

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face