- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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