haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Hitler

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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I am a women

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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