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all hail based mark

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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9/11

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xavier stop

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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