- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

you...

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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