1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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