This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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its all aodhan

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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