Do u take sugar?

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Carrot fingers

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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whats a willy? -brock

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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