If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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a man walked into a bar....

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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