What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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