What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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