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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Where's my baby??

Butt poop.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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