Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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