What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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kill yourself

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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