- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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