Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Hillary Clinton

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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