What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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captcha: all yer base

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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