What's 9 + 10 19

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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kill yourself

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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