- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Misner is a twat.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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