- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Gingers.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Tunechi

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

"knock knock" "Come in"

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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