- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Knock knock ... No ones home

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