A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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you and your family will die tonight

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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