- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Breast cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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