Whats two plus two? Miles

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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the holocaust

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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boo

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Anti Joke

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