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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

42, that is all

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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