- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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