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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

"knock knock" "Come in"

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

we all know sammi has a penis

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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