A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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