Mullets

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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out of your comfort zone

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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