When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

out of your comfort zone

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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