I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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womens rights.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Women's rights.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Anti Joke

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