What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Neither have I

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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