Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Wigan.

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kcuf read it backwards

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Anti Joke

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