- Anti Joke

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Justin Bieber.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Wait what? I did not type that!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

children burning

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.