why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Reading books

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

book 'em danno

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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