whats white and looks like paper paper

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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