Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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