- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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