Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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