- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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