Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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WHAT????

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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