Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

woman..parallel parking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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