A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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