Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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learn the ropes?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What is more worse than death? Death

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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